Scalability.  It’s every business’s demon to slay.  How do you know you can successfully ramp your brand to meet the demands of today’s customer?  How do you know you will reach purchasing markets?

If there’s anything Pop Culture has taught us in the last year (with the popularity of Siri-esque movies like “Her” and Facebook’s purchase of the virtual really bridge-gadget, Oculus), its that tech can do everything. EVERYTHING.  What’s the point of detailed human “context” in issues that arise for your customers, when you can solve ALL problems at ALL times?

So, in lieu of this developmental trend in the market, we have a new division opening here at Metaverse Mod Squad.  Announcing our A.I. Dronebot For Customer Inquiry and Resource Mining Team!  We have partnered with several large data-search-engines to filter and build profiles around all digital clientele – including businesses, communities, customers, trolls, lurkers, whales… you name it!  Not only will our highly trained, information-fueled, NSA-like Dronebots search out the answers to all problems that your customers are having, but they’ll even show up on the doorstep to help.

For more on this exciting new venture, please enjoy this informational video.  Leave any questions or inquiries in the comments below!

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