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If Chuck Norris Were A Mod

Chuck Norris MemeWe’ve all heard the tales of the many feats of the legendary Chuck Norris (a very popular meme). Like the time he ‘counted to infinity,’ or how ‘ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.’

With an impressive list of Chuck Norris accomplishments, it’s easy to see why some people might run in fear of Chuck. If only he were a moderator, not a soul would keep your community safe and secure better than Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a moderator:

  • chuck-norris-debugger-memeHe would eat all the spam, and he wouldn’t even get sick.
  • The ban tool would be replaced with the devastating roundhouse kick tool.
  • He would NEVER feed the trolls. Trolls haven’t earned the right to dine with him.
  • He would not need a mute tool. His presence alone would silence his foes.
  • There would be no need for a report feature. Chuck Norris sees all.
  • Flame wars would become kung-fu matches.
  • All warnings would be issued with a heart-stopping gif of Chuck’s fists.
  • Chuck Norris staring you down would be the only form of community guidelines. That’s more than enough to keep even the most disruptive community member in line.

Unfortunately you probably don’t have Chuck Norris protecting your digital community… But, you can have the next best thing with Metaverse Mod Squad! Sure, Chuck has us beat with his ability to ‘remember the future’ and ‘slam a revolving door,’ but we’re a diverse squad of highly-trained, experienced mods, eager to bring our services to your community. Don’t hesitate in contacting us ([email protected]) to learn more.

Jason Ferguson
Director of Client Services

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